It helps if you imagine this being said in Ros’s voice


You’re such a cute widdle Mac, oh yes you are oh yesh yesh you ARE! You’re so pretty and new and I’m gonna hug you and squeeze you forever, oh yesh I AM! …I love you, widdle Mac.

Actually, I’m really disoriented, as I’ve spent almost no time on a Mac since OS 7 or 8—long enough that I can’t even remember the precise time frame. So I’m still doing ridiculous windows stuff like ejecting a disk while trying to hit page up, or forgetting that programs have to be quitted.

But any new Mac owner has to gush, and I shall not violate this rule.

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