Precis

*ahem* …is anyone out there? …is anyone listening?

I have once again entered into the world of posting my thoughts to a publicly accessible website on a semi-regular basis. I believe they call the fad “blogging.” I’ve tried it before, with predictably mediocre results, and nothing about that experience screamed “you absolutely must try this again once a year has passed you by!”

Instead, quite perversely, my mediocre writing skills have motivated this enterprise. My prose is decidedly uninteresting. My sentences are almost always too long, full of various crutches and qualifiers that I can never resist using. My grammar is a very weak sort of “above-average,” which makes it positively atrocious in the rarefied air that I inhabit. The lexicon and orthography do a bit better, but not by much. As you see, pedantry is also a problem.

So I hope I’ll get some writing practice from this blog. I can write something that falls in between my typical academic paper and “lolz, that are soooo funny” as delivered over AIM. Ideally I could attach my full name to this and let quasi-strangers read it without overwhelming shame. Heavy on the philosophy, light on the personal details. Preferably nothing that involves the phrase “and I was so drunk.” Lover-safe, ex-lover-safe. Perhaps even mom-safe.

Or that’s the plan, in any case.

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